To make the Paris Hilton Cocktail, you need to think about how Paris sees herself, well she does think she’s classy, after all she’s a Hilton. What’s the classiest cocktail you know? The martini of course, but she was born in the 1980s so she’s probably more a vodka martini than a genuine one. What else does she think, well after she came out of jail she was acting all sweet, and of course we have to celebrate her imprisonment.
How does this sound?
2 parts vodka
1 part dry vermouth
2 parts pineapple juice
2 parts orange juice
Place all of the ingredients in a shaker with ice and shake well, strain and serve in a martini glass.
Vodka & vermouth equals class
Pineapple juice equals sweet
Orange juice equals prison jumpsuit.
There we have it the Paris Hilton Cocktail!